Film at 11 [Weekend Note]

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To: Crecente/Bash/Plunkett whom it may concern
From: Owen
Re: After A Long Day, I Just Wanna...
So the cat poops in a potted plant now. Not really, but it is one of those fake plant catboxes you see in the Skymall catalogs. I never ordered anything off a blue-screen 1-800 ad, but this comes close. I didn't really order it from Skymall either, where they mark everything up at least $50. Got it straight from the manufacturer for less.
On that note, why does Skymall devote four pages to the high-speed money counter? You know, that is a problem I just do not fuckin' have. But if I did have a ton of small bills laying around and oh noes!!!111!1 I didn't know how much money I have, man, I am not going to spend half of it on R2D2 telling me the answer. I am going to savor that shit. I'll be peeling off those dollar bills, slappin' em down ... one hundred! Teeeeew hundred!
Oh, you might want to get a look at this. Reader Kevin H. tipped it. KSTP in St. Paul, Minn. is putting up some supa-special report at 9 pm Crecente time about how child predators are gonna be using Grand Theft Auto IV multiplayer to satisfy their pervert cravings. Mmmkay. I haven't played GTA multi much yet, but I can't imagine saying, "Nice shot, Niko, want to come over and rub I Can't Believe It's Not Butter on my ding-a-ling?" as having much effect. Of course, it takes a poll of the entire group to ban someone from a match, so who knows. "No wait! Hear him out!"
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